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10: "I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon"
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9. "We would only invade fun places like Cabo"
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8. "Free pie for everybody"
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7. "My situation would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas
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6. "I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy"
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5. "Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes"
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4. "America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy"
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3. "Challenge the U.S. to put a night club on the moon by the end of the decade
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2. "Three words: Vice President Diddy
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1. "Finally the media would pay some attention to me"
